Mother-In-Law Puts Green Hair Dye In Bride’s Shampoo, But Then This Happens

What I put in it

“And now I got you back. I put a large amount of low-acting laxatives in your orange juice. The label said it takes 2 hours before the effects occur. So I ensured you got your orange drink at arrival, giving waiters orders to bring you the glass I prepared. And as planned, it hit mid-ceremony.”