Couple Finds Abandoned Car in Forest, Not Knowing Who’s Car It Really Is

An old man in a chair

The old man sat in his rocking chair with a large blunderbuss shotgun that seemed to have come straight out of a Civil War movie shotgun. The old man looked angry, and he had the gun pointed at the doorway where the couple stood. “You two are the lousiest burglars I have ever seen in my life. I could hear you coming a mile away.”